For Those of You Keeping Score at Home

I think what I like most about watching sports with Grandpa is the way he keeps score on his notepad. I'm not exactly sure what he's writing down, and I'm fairly certain that the accuracy is questionable, given his tendency to doze off periodically.

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Anonymous said…
So when the announcers say that line, it's pretty inconsiderate to those keeping score somewhere besides their house, right?
12:47 AM
aikehara said…
No-as everyone knows, if you keep score differently, depending on your location, duh. For example, if you are in Baltimore, you generally mark up double-digits against the home team. Get with the program my friend.
12:57 AM
aikehara said…
That last comment looks like it has too many "if's" in it...
1:00 AM
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